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FOUR VERY SHORT STORIES
by Lynn Kozlowski

 
AFTER THE STROKE

          When the first argument rose up, put forward by the man on his left who was leaning into this discussion and pointing his finger in John's face, John was clear enough about the sense of it. But then the man on John's right, a long-time colleague, said that he couldn't accept the view being laid out and explained why, and John's understanding couldn't make the connections to what had been said before or to why he thought he was party to any of this and he felt dread. He looked impassive and nodded and smiled but the dread fell on him so squarely that he could barely stand in place.


MY NIECE

          At the convention in the city where she is in college, I invite my niece to dinner at the hotel. The restaurant is full of conventioneers, many of my acquaintance. My niece and I are seated at a table for two not far from the entrance. She is dressed up for this, her frosted hair like a mane. My tie is in my pocket. I look to be winding down. My close colleagues pass by, and I introduce my niece. I say this is my niece. My niece. Really. She is. My niece.


WHEN THE WOMAN WAS SHOT OUTSIDE HIS BUILDING

          When the woman was shot outside his building, he was in a position of authority, and he got his people away from the offices on that side. He stood with his back to the hallway wall and kept other people from going into the rooms that had windows.
          After word came that it was over, he and his colleagues were not themselves. Some of them were crying. He gave a hug to one of the women who was most afraid. He paced in the hallway for a few turns and by mistake walked into the Ladies' Room, not knowing where he was until he saw the nurse's couch and the absence of urinals.


TRIANGLE

          My father placed his two rifles on the table after supper. He wiped them with a torn, clean undershirt to thin the layer of oil that he had left on them. He put out two cartons of shells for each gun. He felt the edge on the curved, sharpened-down blade of his hunting knife. He tied a new leather lanyard to his compass. He tightly rolled his two surplus down sleeping bags--a mummy-sack and an outer bag--and tied them with clothesline. He folded a pair of thick woolen pants over the back of a chair.
          Mother brought in his packbasket from the unheated shed. The cold leather harness and the raw wood weave of the basket creaked when set on the floor. The army wool blanket was put in the bottom. She put wool socks, longjohns, briefs, and three rolls of premium toilet paper in the packbasket. He pinned his hunting license on the back of his new orange hunting coat, checked his wallet, and put that on the table.
          An older, artsy friend of mine showed up, and he and his dog came into the kitchen. My friend looked at the arrangement and said, "Isn't this something!" He whistled. He said, "The firepower!" He said, "An original, Adirondack, pot-bellied packbasket." He picked up the knife and unsheathed it and put it back.
          My father stood back from the table, and he saw the dog lift its leg and take a quick squirt on the side of his packbasket. He swatted the dog away. I got my friend and his damn dog into the living room. Then we got out of there and over to his place, until after my father should be in bed, to make his early day at camp.
  

 
 

LYNN KOZLOWSKI has published fiction in The Quarterly, Pif, Malahat Review, Blue Moon Review, Linnaean Street, Pig Iron Malt, Vestal Review, Pindeldyboz, Failbetter, Tatlin's Tower, Locus Novus, and elimae. He has work forthcoming in Taint.

  

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